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Today my rant is about the HALL OF FAME CHEESE that we all love (insert hate here). You know it's bad when a game makes you want to smash your TV. I rather not smash my 50 inch plasma 2k, so why don't you FIX YOUR BROKE ASS GAME. And I say that will love, as I am a huge fan of basketball games. I've been gaming since I was like 3, no lie, bro, I started on the Nintendo shooting ducks, and worked my way to Sega (Sonic was my guy), from there I went to the PS1, PS2/PSP, PS3 and now the PS4. As you can see I am fan of PlayStation. I have played on the Xbox, but PS is where it's at for me.
I only Rant and rave because I want these games to get better. I have issues with NBA Live 16 as well, but that will be for another post.
NBA 2k16 has so many issues, cough cough, the broken jumpers and missed wide open shots. But let's start off with the COLLISION Turn overs. I started noticing how bad they were in 2k15 on the PS4, but they have gotten even worse! It's like every patch that is released it's worst than the one before. How is that possible? How is that possible 2k? How did this slip by the Devs/testers etc? The most turnovers I have ever had on 2k16 is 10. YES TEN. WHAT IN THE Fu....and they were NOT just from passing (Although I hate those too, it's like CPU always knows exactly where the ball is going, CHEAT SHIT BRO).
I'm talking about COLLISIONS, CPU runs into you, gets stuck in your body, Ball goes through their body, comes out, then decides to drop. Ball hits their foot, no KICKBALL CALLED, ball hits their leg, arm, head, chest, etc. you're stuck in a STUPID ASS animation, look at the ball RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, then behind you like an idiot. Like where did it go, I'm dumb duh duh duh... Really? Wtf 2k there is nothing behind us!
Collisions are the worst in this game. THE WORST IN ANY BASKETBALL GAME IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL GAMES!! And it's ON EVERY MODE, ON EVERY difficulty. It's bad at the park, it's bad on Pro Am, MyTeam, MyLeague, Blacktop EVERYTHING. People don't even have to go for the steal, just run into someone and it counts as a strip/rip. Haha "lose ball" negative teammate game (which is broke as hell by the way, even when you're fouled you get a negative for lose ball..logic where is the LOGIC IN THAT.) TURN OVER, freebie for whoever got to it.
Speaking of ripping. Lets not get started on the square spamming that goes on, it's hell for a center especially. Centers get ripped the easiest. Going up for a dunk or layup? 9/10 someone is spamming the hell out of the square button or whatever it is on the xbox.
The cpu does the same thing, that and speed boost. Everyone complains about the speed boosters, but the only reason they can do it is because the CPU does it. I never really noticed how much it happens with the CPU until after patch 3. Now it seems like all of the CPU point guards go crazy. Just watch Curry or Westbrook for example, it's crazy, they are fast as hell coming out of a crossover or escape. And I play on 75 speed, lol so you can only imagine.
I don't too much care about it on Mycareer because I can guard it. But at the Park sometimes they luck up and get past. And they are fast bro, and they just spam spam SPAM the speed boost. If you're mismatched as a center or just bigger and slower period, it's over, you can forget it, try to block the shot or something or you're just FUCKED. I can guard it most times with my PG, but man they'll just spam pet size etc. to try to break you. That's why I had to learn all of the moves, just to keep up with the cheese heads.
I don't really cheese unless I'm getting cheesed, and even then it's not the same I don't boost, and I don't spam the pet size etc. I just do a little move get open and shoot. And lol I don't even try but I end up breaking ankles.
I heard they nerfed the frequency of broken ankles but I haven't seen it confirmed. But back to Mycareer.
THE CPU OFFENSE IS OVER POWERED. It does not matter what player, the worst player on the team, 60 overall 70 overall, it DOES NOT MATTER they become BEAST. I'm talking about hitting everything from mid range, going crazy behind the arc, making contested shots etc. But the best players in the league, the BEST teams, just STRUGGLE if you're on their team. I can understand the defense being a little "tougher" on HOF, although it's easy to still to get open. The offense is HORRIBLE. I thought it was irritating as a point guard because I miss so many WIDE OPEN SHOTS. But it is even MORE irritating playing as my center (GOAT BY THE WAY) as I have to depend on the team to help get the W. How can we win a game if the whole team is struggling except for me, the center? My last game I had over 40 pts and almost got a quad, as a center on HOF..tell me that's not GOAT status?! But we still LOST the game by a BUZZER BEATER CONTESTED BUCKET, to the SUNS. THE SUNS!!! Markieff Morris had 43 points lmaoooo this game is A JOKE. 2k are you serious? This game is BROKE. It's BROKEN, PERIOD.
As a community we have to expose all of the issues so they can get FIXED.
2k FIX THESE ISSUES PLEASE, make this game better for the millions of people that bought it. The Millions that have bought VC and still buying it to upgrade their players etc. which does absolutely nothing by the way, because 55 overall players still ball out at the park. Don't believe me? Look it up on youtube. No badges, no stats, still doing everything a person like me is able to do, except, I spent time getting badges, and MONEY upgrading players!!!!
It's Patch 5 and you still have not fixed the same issues we've been complaining about since patch 3. Patch 3 really broke the game, and Patch 4 officially killed offense, especially at the park. I get so tired of missing open shots, missing green, missing right on the line etc. But we'll hit contested?! Really 2k? Really?
Dear 2k, please fix your game. I don't want to see these issues in 2k17. I'm already tried of seeing them now!
Rant over....for now.
- Tru